Got banned from Inch :)
You know how gpay sounds like g पे, and g can be an abbreviation for गांड.
This can be a pretty good homo joke just need to think of a premise and a punchline.
How many people around you have died due to corona
is aditya really kill?
So I started learning drawing and shieet for animation, but writing something funny is hard as fuck.
Couldn't even come up with something like pic related, I thought I was funny :(
happy diwali 108happy diwali to aall my hindu frens
this seems to be a quiet, comfy and a better place than inch.looking forward to post regularly
bros can someone explain me indiachan doxxing drama, im scared af.
How’s a hikikomori’s life in India? Do they even exist?
I wake up before sunrise and immediately offer prayers to Krishna, then I do pranam to the deity of the sun, Surya, as the sun slowly rises from the horizon, next proceed to a shower, clean my teeth using a Neem twig.
I sit in padmasana facing either north or east on a pure sheet positioned on pure grounds, that remains undisturbed by any other object or article. I take 3 sippings of holy water and proceed to put on my forehead, bosom and tow arms a round mark of red powder (tilak). I then meditate on brahman itself for several minutes, before bowing and chanting mantras to the murtis of 5 deities (namely Vishnu, Shiva, Ganesh, Devi and Surya, also known as Panchayatana puja) as a means to raise to higher planes of the swinging pendulum of birth to death to rebirth (in order to the avoid duldrums of lower planes of existence which ulitmately distract the finite brain from contemplation of atman and brahman).
I've read the Puranas 108 times already and can recite Vedas and Upanishads off by heart, all in their original sanskrit. I've also studied the systems of logic from Nyaya, veered off into the Nastika metaphysics of Nagarjuna's Mulamadhyamakakarika, Advaita and Dvaita shashtras on ontology, the mathematics of Aryabhatta and countless Sutras on all topics and fields.
I avoid all tamasic foods and activities and try to avoid maya (worldly pleasures and attachments) as much as possible, as such all I own is an saffron shawl and i spoil all morsels of food with drops of water, to dull the taste (attachment to sensory pleasures only leads to misery and suffering). I do this because the entire material universe is a merely a distraction from reuniting the soul with the unknowable, infinite and immutable mind that underlies everything one materially senses. I haven't deliberately looked at a woman in 3 years (let alone touched or spoken to one) and I subsist solely off of begging for alms.
will lungoot be always remembered as the great grandfather in indian chan history?
==Dad, can we watch porn?...==
Can i buy this place?
Mai ultra elite ban na chahta hoon
Daily thread #6Anons, can you draw? I want to get into animation but can't draw, what do?
Hello. What are some good Indian memes?
>Born in Bihar
>Move to Maharashtra as a child
>Live here for 15 years
>Want to study enginiggering
>Take engineering subjects in high school
>Prepare for national university entrance
>Chill out thinking I have another option in my local Maharashtra colleges
>Read the brochure
>You need to be an ethnic Marathi or have a domicile of MH state to study in a local state university
>Outsiders not permitted
>Didn't bother registering for my own state's exam
JFL. I'm going to take up Life Sciences or some bullshit. All private uni applications are closed, I really thought I had a shot there and didn't register for anything else.
Is wizardchan the ideal chan?Is wizardchan the ideal chan? It seems like it.
Daily thread #9Has the world changed for good? Will people take hygiene seriously now, I hope so.
Daily thread #10Overslept today
>search for pakistan imageboard
>search engine shows me pedo.pk
the meme writes itself
is srijan deadi don't think he has been away for this long
only time he was away for more than a day was during that cyclone thing in bengal which fucked up all bhangali anons internet
Daily thread #8I can't believe I did something for a week, phew
Daily thread #7Are there any animated shows targeting Indian adult audiences?
If there are, they must be very unfunny or unpopular, I believe it's an open market and a huge opportunity.
So get into it, maybe this is how you get super fucking rich.
And I believe people here are funnier than average bhangis on YouTube/fagbook, so writing stuff wil not be hard for you.
Daily thread #2I don't know what to say today, how's the lockdown treating you? I think this global pandemic has to be the best thing that has happened in my life, no college, no going outside.
For the first time I feel like I am in control of everything.
arjuna: o'lord a question that has bewildered a number of people what has turned indian people so ugly
srikrishna: muttification my dear arjun the destroyer of soul
Daily thread #5Scary encounters threads
What's the worst situation have you found yourself in?
BrazilIs Brazil the India of South America? This looks like a shitty Indian movie, music is okay I guess.
how much information about me can someone dig out from my ip address
Daily thread #4Happy birthday Modi ji
Daily thread #3>Paki actress makes anti Islamic statements openly
>She keeps doing it, lol
>Be me, in Pakistan?????
>At a cafe????
>Suddenly a bunch of terrorists arrive and behead the actress
>They are now going to overthrow the gobermint
This is a my dream I had last night, was pretty spooky.
Daily thread #1Good morning guys, wake up early chant gayatri matra, feels good man.
Remember to be productive during the day, and let's meet in the evening.
faggot bhangali why aren't webms allowed? i wanted to make a webm thread
site suggestions-add home page and board links on top to make navigation easier
-do not make more boards this time
-increase max file size to atleast 3 mb
that's all i can think right now and what's up with the shigetsu name?
Mai bhangi ban na chahta hoon
/a/-animethoughts on this anime?
IRC doesnt work faggot
response to shigetsu's proposalrusty god has issued his statement
shigetsuwas it you in indiachan irc yesterday under the name of pajeetkun
So this site failed again? Why though? Pic unrelated
>everybody says ok bhangali
>nobody says are u ok bhangali
Nice vebsait,I like etSuggestions:
>no more boards, in fact just make a single general board. Chan is too small for more than that
>catalogue on homepage/if just one board then homepage should be the board homepage
>dark mode bro dark mode.messageboards and chans have changed in the last decade and the way we access them has also changed, these nu-chans need to adapt to gain traction. Also homepage needs to be optimised for rendering on phone screen
Finally, added an ad in front page. I'll get paid $0.02 per unique click (I'm not sure). They will be sent to my buttcoin address. Gonna waste them on buying a decent domain and get a good hosting service.
Kindly, do the needful and click on the ad when you feel so.
what if someday someone could start the rumour that eating previous years exam toppers feces could get you a very good rank, do you think bugman tier zoomers who'd do anything for 'success', lap it up (figuratively and literally)?
>exam prep coaching student towns like kota, katwaria sarai would have dedicated tatti mandis
>the higher the rank the higher the price
>mfw there would crowds gathered discussing how a particular shop is selling his own 'fake' shit instead of X toppers who is said to have topped a particular exam 2 times in a row
>mfw zoomers father brings him diarrhea of his friends meticulous son and force feeds him interrupting his gaming session saying "kuch to fayda hoga"
What is your favourite egg recipe?
108chan source codeWill it be open source one day?
What are some obscure chans that are not dead or filled with normies/stormfags like 4chan/h8chan?
Extremely sorry for sudden software change. I have the backups; the old posts will be recovered as soon as possible.
For those who are concerned about privacy:
> This website doesn't store/collect IPs of visitors/lurkers. This website only collect IP address of posters.
> This website uses flatfile database instead of SQL databases. SQL databases can be easily exploited via SQL injection. For your security, we are using flatfiles.
> All threads and replies get deleted after they falls off page 9.
> Your information (IP address) will be deleted once the post, you replied to or you made, falls off Page 9.
If you watch porn, you are a cuckYou know, watching porn makes you a cuck.
Not literally that you start to fantasise about being cucked but more on how watching porn is similar to getting cucked.
You watch porn, then you jerk off but you didn't cum inside or on the girl you were jerking off to. At this point you realise that you got cucked by the screen.
It doesn't end there. If you were watching a JOI, you only got cucked by the screen. But if you were watching the girl get fucked then you got double cucked and if it wasn't POV you got triple cucked.
Going on, if she wasn't looking at the camera then you got quad cucked and if it was secretly recorded by a third party then you got penta cucked.
So in theory, watching porn makes you more of a cuck than an actual cuckold.
Who here is /online/ college right now>JEE postponed to september
>Online coaches don't know how to videocall
>Literally just sit at home and watch anime all day
Who else living the NEET lifestyle for now
Mate in three moves, white to playcan 108chan solve this puzzle
do you like cricket? who is your favourite fast bowler?
for me it's dale steyn, the greatest bowler of this generation